Mommy Tip: Don't wake one child up from a nap, make the decision that lunch can be later today, and head out for a massive grocery shop. People WILL openly judge you, and you WILL consider leaving the screaming cart of children in aisle 2 and running straight to the liquor store.
- Shout out to the lady who tried to stop me from feeding Pierce the cookie before paying. I'm not sorry he kicked you in the leg mid tantrum. I wish he had better aim.