Wednesday, April 25, 2012
I may have set a record today when I bathed two kids in less than 5 minutes. I would almost feel like SuperMom if I could ignore that my kids needed an emergency bath due to a massive poop explosion, and the fact that I ignore my 2 year old long enough for him to use 3/4 of a tub of Axe Gel to "shampoo" his hair. So, despite my best efforts during damage control, I'm still going to have to chalk this one up as yet another FAIL.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Dear Overachieving Boobs, That's the neighbour's car alarm going off, NOT your baby crying. He's sleeping peacefully, and now you get to change your shirt. And I'm sure I don't need to remind you how low we are on clothing that covers you effectively. Sincerely, Hannah
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Fitting into pre-pregnancy jeans is a bittersweet moment. Cramming myself into my "Fat Pants" isn't usually something to get excited over, but you can only wear your maternity pants for so long after the baby is born, according to my 5 year old fashion consultant.
Friday, April 20, 2012
I would trade my second born for a coffee this afternoon. Well, to be honest, I'd give the kid away, and buy my own coffee.
Friday, April 13, 2012
I have leaky boobs, it hurts to sit, and I haven't slept in 3 days. Somehow, this isn't exactly how I pictured happiness,but I can't take the smile off my face. I am one lucky girl. Baby Nixon Daniel arrived April 11, 2012 ar 1:51 am. Less than 2 hours of labor and he was here! He's perfect, beautiful and exactly as he should be.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Monday, April 9, 2012
There's nothing quite like waking up to a 2 year old covered in poop. Especially when that 2 year old vomits at the sight of poop. And then, the icing on the top of the poopy cake? I used ALL the hot water washing bedding, jammies, and poopy toddler, so now I get to sport greasy hair while I hang out in a house that smells like a nightclub bathroom.