Mommy Fail #934

I may have set a record today when I bathed two kids in less than 5 minutes. I would almost feel like SuperMom if I could ignore that my kids needed an emergency bath due to a massive poop explosion, and the fact that I ignore my 2 year old long enough for him to use 3/4 of a tub of Axe Gel to "shampoo" his hair. So, despite my best efforts during damage control, I'm still going to have to chalk this one up as yet another FAIL.

Motherhood is a beatiful thing...

Dear Overachieving Boobs, That's the neighbour's car alarm going off, NOT your baby crying. He's sleeping peacefully, and now you get to change your shirt. And I'm sure I don't need to remind you how low we are on clothing that covers you effectively. Sincerely, Hannah

Fashion Fail, according to Liv.

Fitting into pre-pregnancy jeans is a bittersweet moment. Cramming myself into my "Fat Pants" isn't usually something to get excited over, but you can only wear your maternity pants for so long after the baby is born, according to my 5 year old fashion consultant.

There is not enough caffiene to get me through today.

I would trade my second born for a coffee this afternoon. Well, to be honest, I'd give the kid away, and buy my own coffee.

He's here!

I have leaky boobs, it hurts to sit, and I haven't slept in 3 days. Somehow, this isn't exactly how I pictured happiness,but I can't take the smile off my face. I am one lucky girl. Baby Nixon Daniel arrived April 11, 2012 ar 1:51 am. Less than 2 hours of labor and he was here! He's perfect, beautiful and exactly as he should be.

Hanging out...literally.

You don't know what real problems are until you face the "dressing an overdue belly" dilemma. Pull shirt to cover belly, expose Dolly-esque chest, pull shirt to cover boobs, expose Homer Simpson's competition. Repeat ALL.DAY.LONG.

Just some more poop and puke.

There's nothing quite like waking up to a 2 year old covered in poop. Especially when that 2 year old vomits at the sight of poop. And then, the icing on the top of the poopy cake? I used ALL the hot water washing bedding, jammies, and poopy toddler, so now I get to sport greasy hair while I hang out in a house that smells like a nightclub bathroom.

Still Pregnant

Woke up pregnant again this morning. Betchya I'll go to sleep pregnant tonight too.

If you're going to call or text me today (and any other day before this baby shows up) please pretend you're calling for any reason other than to see if the baby has arrived.

We're IN!

Made a 72 hour investment into our kid's education, and met some pretty great families this weekend! I can't wait to have no idea what my children are saying to each other!