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Hannah Spencer Liv-"Mom, you're a really good mom"

Me-"Thanks Liv, you're a pretty sweet kid"

Liv-"I think you're really good at being a mom. Well, except one thing. The only thing I don't really like is when you let Pierce drink the water in the bath. His penis touched that water, and I think you're making a really bad choice letting him drink it."

Me- *Chokes on toast*

When in doubt, blame the brother.

Me-"Liv! Why is there a marker in the toilet?"
Liv- "Um, are you sure you want to know?"
Me- "Yes!"
Liv- "Well, Pierce dared me to put it in there. And I never back down."

What?!?!!? Where did these children come from? Everyday, she says something that leaves me speechless.