Me- " Do these pants look bad? They're too big"
Cody-" Nope, they look great, let's go"
Me- "For sure? I think I need new pants"
Cody- "Hannah, they look good, I swear. Don't worry."
...I wore the pants all day.
Cody- "Um, don't wear those pants anymore ok? The bum is so saggy it looks like you pooped in them, I think they're too big."
Gee, thanks. I would have appreciated the newsflash 10 hours ago.