Monday, March 28, 2011

Just another power struggle.

I wish I could live my life as a 4 year old.
Only they can cry through their entire dinner about how disgusting it is, and then beg for the leftovers for lunch the next day.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

One Smart Cookie

Supposably is not a word, and neither is anywho.

If my 4 year old has to correct you again, I am going to lose my cool.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Where's your fanny pack?

My husband is proof that people CAN change. Airmiles card with his wife's name on it, his own Costco card and a Ford Focus. I never thought I'd see the day.

Monday, March 14, 2011


Liv: "Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone.
I love you, and that's all I really know.
Talk to your dad -- go pee, got a wet dress
It's a love story, baby just say... yes."

......Me: "I think it's- I talked to your Dad, go pick out a white dress Liv"
Liv: " Mom, you're ridiculous. I know the song. If you pee on it, your dress is NOT going to be white"

Um,sure. Silly me

Friday, March 11, 2011

Playing Pool.

Dear Dirty Old Man next to us at the lights.
I appreciate your freedom of speech, but when my 4 year asks what S-E-X spells because your hat states: "Sex over 50 is like playing pool with a rope", I want to throw my vehicle into the side of yours.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Just living the dream, I am.

"Mommy, how come my Dad wanted to marry you"
"Because he loves me"
"I wonder why. You make alot of rules. And lots of them are silly.I won't be marrying you."

Thanks Liv.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Yes Man

I am so glad Pierce learned "yes" before "no".
He is much more agreeable than his sister.

Friday, March 4, 2011

What rhymes with truck?

Friday is a big day around our house. I mean, doesn't everyone love garbage day? My kid's go crazy as soon as they hear the truck coming.

Liv "Wow Pierce, maybe one day you'll drive one"
Liv- "Yeah, you be a garbage man, and I'll be rock star."
"Pierce will drive a truck
And I will have good luck.
I will look so cool,
and he will clean up poo."

It doesn't rhyme as well this time, but thank God she used "luck" for her rhyme. I was concerned when I heard the first line.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Rap Star

I am beginning to wonder about Liv's freestyling. This morning she rapped at breakfast:

I'm a pirate,
On a diet.
I eat Shreddies,
...cuz I'm ready.
Time for school.
Put your hands up.

As long as she's not the ho in the back of the video, I guess I can't complain. I may be raising the next Vanilla Ice.