Mommy Fail #934

I may have set a record today when I bathed two kids in less than 5 minutes. I would almost feel like SuperMom if I could ignore that my kids needed an emergency bath due to a massive poop explosion, and the fact that I ignore my 2 year old long enough for him to use 3/4 of a tub of Axe Gel to "shampoo" his hair. So, despite my best efforts during damage control, I'm still going to have to chalk this one up as yet another FAIL.