NOTE- If you want to look me in the eye again,you probably won't want to read on.
Liv to her friend (an only child)-
-Liv-" My Mom's probably got a really sore pagina compared to your mom. She had two babies, and we flew out of her pagina. Gross, hey?"
-Friend- "My Mom has a pagina too. That's weird."
Cue hysterical giggling.
Even though they're 4, and I'm the only person in the house, I'm humiliated.