Hannah Spencer Liv-"Mom, you're a really good mom"
Me-"Thanks Liv, you're a pretty sweet kid"
Liv-"I think you're really good at being a mom. Well, except one thing. The only thing I don't really like is when you let Pierce drink the water in the bath. His penis touched that water, and I think you're making a really bad choice letting him drink it."
Me- *Chokes on toast*