I have a serious back ache.
I sure would love a hot bath, unfortunately, I have the world's smallest tub, and with this weight gain, I feel like I would need to Crisco my hips to ever get back out.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Living in the Ghetto
Reason #987 I love our neighbourhood.
While driving down our road today-
Liv- " Mom, does S-H-I-T spell dog bone?"
Me- "Uh, no. Why?! Where did you see that?"
Liv- "On the car we just drove past. It said S-H-I-T, and then there was a dog bone drawn beside it"
I had do drive back around the block, to find out that was most definitely was NOT a dog bone. If I get a preschool drawing home with that kind of "dog bone" on it, I am burning down that neighbours car.
While driving down our road today-
Liv- " Mom, does S-H-I-T spell dog bone?"
Me- "Uh, no. Why?! Where did you see that?"
Liv- "On the car we just drove past. It said S-H-I-T, and then there was a dog bone drawn beside it"
I had do drive back around the block, to find out that was most definitely was NOT a dog bone. If I get a preschool drawing home with that kind of "dog bone" on it, I am burning down that neighbours car.
Friday, December 9, 2011
I am tired. Reminding me doesn't actually help.
The next person who greets me with, "You look so tired", has to take my kids for a full 24 hours while I sleep.
Consider yourselves warned.
Consider yourselves warned.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Here we grow again.
Welcome back 20 lbs. I sure appreciate you joining me again, and bringing 3 of your friends.
Ugh. Looks like I'll be spending some time with Jillian next year.
Ugh. Looks like I'll be spending some time with Jillian next year.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
I'm going to start to stink...
If you run into me, and I look like I haven't showered, it's because I can't. My kids can't survive the 10 minutes without supervision.
Last week Pierce wandered into the bathroom wearing his hockey skates (thank God for laminate flooring). I had to wrestle him down on the floor, pregnant, naked and freezing, to get them off.
Today he walked in wearing a brand new pair of Etnies. This wouldn't have been such a big deal, had they not been wrapped and under the Christmas tree.
Last week Pierce wandered into the bathroom wearing his hockey skates (thank God for laminate flooring). I had to wrestle him down on the floor, pregnant, naked and freezing, to get them off.
Today he walked in wearing a brand new pair of Etnies. This wouldn't have been such a big deal, had they not been wrapped and under the Christmas tree.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Name that baby...
Probably won't ask Liv for baby name help again.
Not that Snooky isn't a good name for a baby, but it worries me that her father is letting her run the remote when I'm not home.
Not that Snooky isn't a good name for a baby, but it worries me that her father is letting her run the remote when I'm not home.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Tell it like it is.
I guess I'm not hiding my bad mood as well as I thought today.
Liv- "Mom, I would rather lay in a bathtub full of lava or let Pierce beat me up with a hockey stick than hang out with you when you're this grumpy."
Liv- "Mom, I would rather lay in a bathtub full of lava or let Pierce beat me up with a hockey stick than hang out with you when you're this grumpy."
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