I live with a 6 year old firecracker, a son who has turned me into a walking anxiety attack with his daily antics, and our newest baby boy. I had no idea the single most important characteristic of a mother was a sense of humor.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Buy your kid a damn teething toy.
Mommy Tip: If the cashier at the grocery store is looking at your kid in the cart with an awkward smirk on her face, you might want to check on him. He has probably stolen a tampon out of your purse and is using it as a chew toy.
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