Helping out

I just caught Pierce using baby wipes on the dog. Correctly.

Daddy Daycare

I am so glad Cody is home to teach my children the correct usage of a fist pump. We wouldn't want them to be inappropriate or anything.

I was watching him, I swear.

I guess I am officially out of the running for Mother of the Year. This is what happens when you run full tilt, slip on the car you are playing with, and smash your face onto the rocking chair.

Just a piece of meat.

God, I wish I could have my husband's confidence.

I go to the pool with my kids and worry about people staring at my white legs, love handles, and runny mascara.

He goes to the pool with the kids, and complains that every single mom there checks him out and wants to take him home.

I guess I know where I stand.

I think motherhood is the worst thing I've done for my self esteem.
Liv just told Cody he looks like Prince Charming.
And I'm Dora.
How is he a hunk, and I'm a chubby toddler with a bad haircut and a backpack?

Socks.

I couldn't figure out why Pierce was running after the dog yelling the "F" word. Turns out, that means "sock", and Doggie had his in her mouth.

I guess Pierce gets his own quote section now too. God, isn't he an infant? I think I need another one, he's practically grown.